i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together
#’this summer…these two men learn…the heart is the most important muscle’
i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple
Can’t believe it’s 2015 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
9th August 2015
Reblogged From minniemcgoo
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I am actually wearing costume underwear so I don’t have to do laundry.
reasons I can relate to a possum:
-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich
- cisgender: identifying as the american multinational corporation 'cisco'.
- transgender: identifying as the entirety of the trans-siberian orchestra, no more, no less.
- bigender: identifying as a bicycle.
- non-binary: not identifying with binary code. incapable of using computers.
- agender: identifying as the letter 'a'.
- genderfluid: self explanatory; identifying as any fluid.
the real question
waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm
WHERE DO THESE GIFS EVEN COME FROM
- me: i'm gonna be so healthy this week, only fresh fruit and wholesome meals for me
- me: *feels period start*
- me: ................................
- me: *inhales 4 bags of m&ms*
- me: *deepthroats a mars bar*
- me: *injects nutella directly into veins*
tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this
- me: *finishes one homework assignment*
- me: wow I am honestly so on track with my life now I'm really turning things around and getting it together this is the year I'm gonna try hard in school
- me: *remembers I have more than one class*
- me: nevermind
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else